I only go on to check blogs now. Tumblr is dying out.

Who the hell measures cocoa like that.

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  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
Anonymous asked:
tumblrtreats(.)com is showing how silly tumblr is. they'd do worse than facebook in the stock market. just giving free shit away

you got my hopes up fucking ask.



  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok
Now save it for someone who cares.
Anonymous asked:
you're cute ;)

Uh, okay thanks. :)



Straight guys can be so shallow.

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